Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Icycle 2009

this just in.....

When i got home last night, this image was taped to the door of my magnificent mansion. I'm not quite sure yet who exactly sent it but they obviously are looking for some kind of revenge. Perhaps they feel i've wronged them in some way purely by existing.

who knows? anyhow, we'll find out at the Icycle in a few days, and I must say in the words of the 1986 chevy silverado i saw at the traffic light the other day, that i


the intentions of this person were quite clear though, although this image may have actually been meant for that toaster strudel at bracken mtn bakery.

who knows?

dano out.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Straightenin' the curve,

flatnin' the hills, someday the mountain might get 'em but chad banner never will.

- The Dukes of Hazzard

dano out.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

oh hot damn, this is my jam!!!

after a good three weeks (almost) of clean godlike living, i was beginning to wonder when the devil would come calling again, and came he did. i'm starting to realize that the whole thing about every action has an equal and opposite reaction applies to me and partying/ straightedging as well. its kind of like how the U.S. guvment put out any forest fires that sprang up in the U.S. for the better part of 60 yrs and then has all these issues with massive, out of control fires. Instead of letting nature run its course, they created an unnatural disaster by trying to make things better. The same thing is happening with my dryspells i think. im really good for a few weeks or so, but once i start again all hell breaks loose because im soooooooo thirsty. so thirsty. While the resulting few days are always filled with ridiculosity (similar to americanosity; a term coined by Pretty earlier in history), im not so sure that they're very good for me.

case in point- right now i have feline leukemia. really? i don't know, i don't have health insurance so im not going to a doctor and that sounds as good as any other disease to me so feline leukemia it is. anyways, i think this affliction may be a direct result of multiple nights of substituting sleep (not neccesary) for hard drinking (neccesary). i'm going to research this more in depth and get back to you in a few days.

straight chillin.
Dano out.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Tues-Thurs crew

Quiet in the mist
Visibility waning
Swamp Ape potential

We dimmed our lights as
Fog rolled across the Prairie
Keeping the Secret

High and dry above
The majestic Florida plain
We donned Whisky vests

The first cold shower
Still ringing in the new year
Showed nature's splendor

While candy asses
At home languished with boredom
We celebrated


well said stevel, well said.

dano out.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

life is too short so love the one you got,

cause you might get run over or you might get shot. - sublime

school started! so so stoked on that, I've had a little too much spare time on my hands, that's never good for the ol bank account. i did get a little toy though, nothing too crazy but it has almost killed me about twenty times. its a queer little fixed gear. sprinting for yellow lights is awesome, but forgetting you can't coast afterwards isn't. i haven't gone down yet, but its coming and it will be spectacular. ived used up all my get out of a crash free cards with the destruction of the white suit, so its gonna hurt. I'm not stressin though, its fast as hell and one good bar cruiser.

Tsali is only five months away. The TDS is still waiting the arrival of our team cars, but here's some pics of them to hold you over.

TDS- coming to a 12 hrs of Tsali race near you soon. run and hide. run and hide.

this is gonna be fun.

dano out.

Friday, January 9, 2009

dreamweaver, weave me a dream.

we've got a few things going on here, new things, different things, good things. for one, I've added a hurricane watcher to the blog (scroll down) so yall can see where we'll be this race season. go tornados. go me.

i've also got terrible farts, horrendous digusting things. i like em cause im single but i hope no girls come around soon or we've got a problem. or i might just have to get a cork. a diet change might be in order.

oh yeah, GO GATORS. that was pretty good football playin' thurs by both teams. its a good thing jesus loves us more.

i just built up a fixie/coastie to roll around the city this year, i've yet to actually ride it cause its been cold and im small. those to things never work out well together im learning, but i aint gonna get fat so it is what it is. the icycles coming up in a few weeks, right after the rave party/fundraiser for the team, so a busy schedule is coming up. thats good though, i've been bored lately. i need some schoolin so i can get smarterer and shit.

i watched rocky last night, so training will commence at 4 am tommorrow, or the next day.

dano out.

Monday, January 5, 2009

welcome to the purple people eater.

ah skeet i changed the game. purple is the new black, which is the new pink, which is the new new. and i love america.

jesus is my homeboy.

muddy was the name of the game at dupont yesterday, i like riding in the mud, but i'm no good at it. still fun.

going on 13 days of straightedge hardcore. im sure that'll be out the freakin window when my boys come up, but hey you never know.

still no sign of my new roommate, i heard he's having issues at the N.C. border with his 29ers. turns out their illegal in this state...who knew? obama's doing good things already then. cool.

haven't seen much of the a-ville kids lately. i guess their having fun on their fixies and singlespeeds. yall should come down to brevard sometime and ride though, its good for you.

dano out.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

The Molester

Happy new year!!! go drift your road bike sucker.....
dano out.