Thursday, April 2, 2009

What the hell happened?

Where did this train get off the tracks?

Who stole the soul?

Maybe (probably) I'm being whiny on this issue, but seriously? does anyone ride bikes for fun anymore?

Example:

(timmay walks into the shop at 3:00 on a beautiful day, the only sunny day so far this week)
Me: "what up timmay! man you headed out on a ride?"
Timmay: "Naw man its my off day in my training program"
Me: "Really? its beautiful out dude"
Timmay: "yeah i'd really like to ride but my plan says i can't"
Me: "uhhhh, ok."

There you have it. the thing is, i have this conversation repeatedly with different people on a regular basis. How did this happen? When did people stop riding for the fun of it? This mindset of riding for training has got to be stopped at all costs.

Remember when you were a kid? Remember that first bike and how awesome it was to just get on it and pedal as hard as you could? I do. I remember going to the bmx track with my old man when i was 7 and ripping around trying to jump everything. i also remember when i lost that first race and started crying because i wanted to win. i had the wrong mindset about it and luckily my old man set me straight right quick. its a lesson that i remember to this day.

first a little background on Bruce "the menace" Ennis. Raised in Jacksonville, Fl, my dad found water skiing early on when his family would go down to a lake house for vacations. At age 20 he moved from a nice house in town to a single wide trailer on doctors lake so he could ski everyday after work. Over the next few years he won pretty much everything there was to win in competitive water skiing. slalom, long jump, trick ski- he got natl champ in all of them. He got sponsored by Ski Nautique and got free boats every year. His long jump record stood for almost ten years. After his knees both blew out he was instrumental in starting up the Cypress Gardens ski show. He was also a grade A jackass, partying hard, driving sweet ass shitty muscle trucks and buggies and generally living the dream. One story he tells for instance was when he went out partying the night before a huge meet in Orlando. he showed up the next day at the venue in the back of a truck with nothing but the clothes on his back. He then walked around the pits and managed to borrow two mismatched old skis and a women's life jacket. He then proceeded to kick everyone's ass and win all three events. he told me that because one ski was longer than the other he had to lift up the shorter one right before he hit the ramp and jump one footed then correct in the air so he didn't eat shit. PURE AMERICAN AWESOMENESS.

so yeah i look up to the old man. He taught me that having fun is most important in life and that you'll be better at whatever you want to do because of it. he also taught me about how a positive attitude and believing in yourself is much more important than the best training and equipment.
to this day if my old man shows up to a race i will ride 90% harder just because my hero is watching.

So back to that bmx track years ago... I'm crying, pissed that i lost when the old man says "what are you crying about? its just a race, if its not fun why bother?" the rest of the day we rode the track and had a blast jumping shit and roasting corners/ it made a lasting impression on me. the race didn't matter. learning something new was more important. riding a fun track was more important. HAVING FUN WAS MORE IMPORTANT.

so that's where i come from. That's what this riding is to me. unfortunately i feel like I'm a minority in this sport today. all i can do is fade out of the picture. the soul is gone. riding is a bout skin suits and numbers now. its about training plans and goals. fun has been kicked out of the picture.

no thanks,

Dano out.

5 comments:

Elizabeth said...

all i do is ride for fun! i'm not good enough to "ride for training"... but maybe that's paradoxical

Pisgah Area Cycling said...

I agree, if it isnt fun then quit, BUT, It can be broken down more than that. Being good at something is fun and regardless of what anyone says winning a race is FUN. Reaching a personal goal is fun. So what is so wrong with putting in a little work to have major fun (winning) down the road. Dano is a pretty rad rider, DH, XC, pump track, shop loop around the service area, it doesnt really matter, so some might have to work a little bit to get to that level. After all being fast is fun, up or down the hill, so if you have to work to get faster (i.e faster=more fun) whats wrong with that? Some have said its not worth having if you dont have to work for it. So basically fun is a relative term to who ever is using it. Rule #1 do what you want, whatever is fun, hell if riding the trainer and wiping your ass with sandpaper is fun then do it . But bikes are cool, and there is no arguing with that

Jenna said...

Dammit, Chad. Stop taking my lines.

PS- P.Ennis: you were the one to voluntarily wear a skinsuit [albet green and child-size] to Squirrel XXXCX.

PPS- People can ride on their off days. Everyone takes it all so literally. Sheesh. I only have one day "off" on Monday and am usually effing tired from a) riding my ass off during the weekend and b) being attacked by a feisty man-kitten.

PPPS - Not all of have the mad skills and natural athletic fitness of Dan P. Ennis. Some of us have to work for it!

Dan Ennis said...

kickass, i've got nothing against racing, and setting goals and working to reach them is sweet. hell ive got goals and plans too, they may be to remember the name of the girl next to me in bed the morning after, but shit, thats hard dude. kidding, all im saying is this shit with training plans and taking yourself super serial is getting out of hand. its seems like its the cool thing to do right now, to be like "im on a training plan, ive got a personal coach, and its gonna make me awesome." it just seems silly to me. we're just riding pedal scooters after all.

Michael Viertel said...

training less and riding more is the best choice i have made in a long time.



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